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How to get back at the kids who teased you 65 years ago in elementary school because your name rhymes with "cock"

Step #1: Inherit business from industrialist father.

Step #2: Team up with brother.

Step #3: Make a whole lot of money.

Step #4: Use that money to fund politicians who promise to destroy all that is beautiful in the natural world.

Step #5: Call up old elementary school classmates and say "Na nanny poo poo, you don't have clear air or water."

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