How to tell if, deep down, in some ways, maybe you wanted to be caught

Step #1: Did you enjoy the easy money? If your answer is yes, then in no way did you want to be caught. If no, move to step #2.

Step #2: Do you enjoy having to shower with Tiny and Killer and live in a small, cramped cell in an understaffed private prison more than spending the ill-gotten loot on prostitutes in Vegas? If your answer is yes, then you did, in fact, deep down, want to be caught.