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How to tell if the woman who stole your identity and drove you into bankruptcy really, deep down, has a heart of gold

Step #1: Are in a Hollywood movie? If yes, she does have a heart of gold.

Step #2: Is that movie a summer blockbuster? Then absolutely, she has a heart of gold. Even better, she's more physically attractive than she appeared at first.

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