A simple instruction guide to how the world works, usually keyword driven

How to answer the question "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Option #1: "No."

Likely Result: Future potential to engage in sexual congress with this individual.

Option #2: "It's not so much the dress, it's more that you are fat and just happen to be wearing a dress."

Likely Result: Forced abstinence.

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