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How to Plant Your Own Garden

Step #1: Buy seeds, preferably organic.

Step #2: Buy dirt, preferably organic.

Step #3: Cook up a great lunch, and invite your friend with the green thumb over. You know, the one who is very into organic gardening and always says how easy it is.

Step #4: Point to organic seeds. Point to organic dirt. Drop a few hints.

Step #5: Water your new garden.

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