How to tell if you're watching a Jane Austen movie or an Adam Sandler movie

Step #1: Do the characters talk funny for no apparent reason? You may be watching a Jane Austen or Adam Sandler movie.

Step #2: Is the movie about the unbridled passions of youth? You are likely watching an Adam Sandler movie.

Step #3: Is the movie about the bridled passions of youth? You are likely watching a Jane Austen movie.