Step #1: Hire lots of corporate lobbyists. Give more than $18.8 million to federal candidates, committees and parties.
Step #2: Be greedy and shady. Bring the world to the brink of financial collapse. But don't worry because...
Step #3: Remember Step #1? Now's the time to call in a favor or two or $9 trillion to clean up the mess you created. Talk about return on investment.
Step #4: Dodge serious regulatory reform (thanks again to Step #1).
Step #5: Generate $76 billion in profits.
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