10 famous newspaper headlines if they were written by Upworthy

Before You Say This Ship Is Unsinkable, Listen To The First Dot And The Second Dash From This Morse Code Telegraph Operator

Original: "Titanic Sinks Four Hours After Hitting Iceberg," The New York Times

9 Out Of 10 Americans Will Be Eating At Soup Kitchens Next Year Because Of This Amazing Financial Development

Original: "Greatest Crash In Wall Street History," Daily Mail

Before You Say You're An Isolationist, Read This One Article About What Japan Just Did

Original: "War! Oahu Bombed By Japanese Planes," Honolulu Star-Bulletin

Bully Kills Millions Of Innocent People, Allies Destroy Him

Original: "Hitler Dead," The News Chronicle

Germany Decided To Pick A Fight With The Rest Of The World. It Didn't Go Well.

Original: "The War In Europe Is Ended! Surrender Is Unconditional," The New York Times

Before You Say You're Not Interested In Science, Watch These World War II Pilots Hop Around In Low Gravity

Original: "Men Walk On Moon," The New York Times

Move Over Nixon -- You're Obsolete

Original: "Nixon Resigns. He Urges A Time Of 'Healing': Ford Will Take Office Today," The New York Times

If This News Makes You Uncomfortable, Then You Make Me Uncomfortable

 Original: "Mandela Goes Free Today," City Press

Defense Contractors Were Making Tons Of Money. And Then This Separation Between This World Superpower And This World Superpower Did Something Truly Super That Will Make You Totally Rethink How You Look At Global Geopolitics

Original: "Berlin Wall Tumbles," London Herald

You Will Let Your Jaw Hit The Floor When You See Who We Just Elected.

Original: "Obama. Racial Barrier Falls In Decisive Victory," The New York Times

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